yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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