so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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