Dual....:-)
Duck Duck Cougar?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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