i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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