remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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