I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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