i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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