I just made out with a guy for $7.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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