That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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