He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Someone signed my nipple.
Congratulations! We have a period
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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