i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you didnt know i had herpes?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i think i just lost a toe
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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