I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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