i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
