I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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