oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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