guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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