problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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