In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
