Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i think i just lost a toe
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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