at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
im on a boat
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