just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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