new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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