and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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