you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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