I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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