You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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