At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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