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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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