i don't like sucking hair
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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