cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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