Just mADE A PArabola og urine
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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