I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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