This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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