a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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