at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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