oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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