There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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