You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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