Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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