garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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