I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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