do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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