if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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