Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I could fuck to npr.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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