Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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