Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You are a genius and a whore.
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