So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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