Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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