Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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