What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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