Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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