So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
