I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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