Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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