When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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