piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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